Whipe the cold out my eye....

....wonder who's this pagin' me, and why.

Crickey its been a while(r.i.p. steve irwin).  But fear no more my fellow readers and visual listeners, for I am back like cooked crack.

So to fill everyone in on where I have been for however long I have been gone, here goes:

-I've been on this water drinking kick for weeks now.  Ive got this MPLS Police Nalgene bottle, thanks mr. whisney, and it goes up to 32 oz's and i drink like 3 of them a day. Ive heard that you can die from drinking too much water. But i think it has to be way more than 96 oz's throughout the day, right? I should look it up or something.  But yeah, ive been feeling super good lately while doing it, so I highly reccomend it.  I dont really drink pop or soda or anything anymore either, so its gotta be good on the body.

-So hyped on the Beatles right now, its not even funny.  If you ever feel bummed out, or down or any negative feelings, swear to god just throw on some beatles and kick back and relax.  All those bad feelings will go away.  I was feeling kind of bummed earlier just because i have so much shit to do in such a little amount of time, and I just stopped and threw on some Beatles and got all giddy.  It was sweet. Plus, its a good change from rap music.  Rap is always good, but a nice mixture of things can be better too.

-I got a Mac from school last friday.  I got accepted to the art program here and just decided to milk it and use it until i leave.  its so sick. I for sure want to get one for the U of M.  Plus they just got hella cheaper, so more the reason to get one.  Plus my boy Neumiller has got heavy hook ups with programs and shit. Maybe I can coax him into letting me get at them. Who knows though, maybe I get a PC. But Mac's are tiiiiight.

-Got smoked in our first intramural b ball game.  We scored, as a team, 11 points! the game got called because we were losing by 35 points. we lost 48-11. harsh. everyone has their bad days, hopefully we bounce back.

-Got the new John Legend CD, and I must say, it is a great purchase.  Some real good songs on there.  Plus Andre 3000's verse on Green Light is a good enough excuse to go buy it.  He freestyles and just kills it.  One of the best rappers right now and ever, hands down.  I will argue that with anyone for as long as it takes for them to realize it.  Test me!

Dont have much else to report.

I will return with news later in the week.

woah.

whats with this lay out right now? its all different than before. Anyway, im straight kickin it right now. Yeezy's and all, which is tight. Got some news today that my grandma isnt doing too well. I talked to my dad today for a little bit about it and he was getting all chocked up. Kinda rough. Her heart keeps stopping when she sleeps and she is always tired and stuff, so they are gonna try to get her a pacemaker tomorrow. Its super short notice for the hospital im pretty sure, and she is like 87, so i dont know how realistic of an idea it is, as much as i dont want to say that. I havent talked to my brother for a few days so he has no idea. Hopefully i hear from him tonight.

Juan is going to barcelona for next semester. Thats tight! congrats man!

Ghost Hunters is on tonight. steady lookin forward to that for sure. Ive got a quiz tomorrow in history and i still havent looked at my test i got back from that class. So i have no idea what my grade is. oh well, i'll look sooner or later.

dont really feel like writing much more. Oh, there is this super hot girl that Ive seen around at parties and stuff but have never talked to. She is gorgeous. I should talk to her, that would be clutch.

I'll holler later.

I Got Into....

...The University of Minnesota! Fuck yeah dude! So excited but so nervous at the same time. Such a good new opprotunity, gonna meet so many new people, a new major, new everything really. I gotta finish strong at Stout then im out!

I love Stout though. Met so many people that I wont forget and the rest of my time here will be awesome. I probably wont go home for a while just so I can soak it all in and enjoy the rest of my time here. I'll be playing on an intramural b-ball team, so that will be a good time and with a bunch of dudes that I like to kick it with. It doesnt get better than that haha!

Man, its like a huge weight off my shoulders.

Thats all I got for now.

Holler

No one has swagger like these 4 guys

Whats the happs fools and foolettes?

Good news, went to my job yestarday. Turns out it was the wackest shit ever so I quit today. So stressed out earlier, man Im so glad im not there right now. My boss was for sure upset that I quit after the first day. But if you dread going back somewhere so much, why stress out and go back? So many other jobs out there that I could get, so its all good. Gotta get one for sure though. Maybe in Menomonie? Maybe back here? Ill figure some shit out.

All I was doing was loading meat onto the conveyor belt and was totally getting behind and everyone was getting pissed at me. Then I had to clean this grease off of everything which fuckin blew. There was this degreaser shit that you had to spray everywhere and then whipe down everything with. The gnarliest stuff ever for sure. I inhaled a grip of it and my ear got burnt as hell when I got hit with some. I had to clean by this cooker thing that was still on and hot as fuck. My arm got hella burnt and I for sure sweated out like 3 pounds of water just cleaning that part of the fuckin kitchen. All the people I worked with were tight, so I cant complain about that. Red Robin just wasnt the place for me. Now I know how they make all their food, so I dont think I will be going back there anytime soon. Plus, their food isnt that good at all, so needless to say im completely over the situation.

I got this dope ass watch off eBay courtousy of Mark. Except the band is one of those ones that stretch out, so it rips out my wrist hair hella.

WHAT! this chick on Law and Order SVU was totally in Ghost Busters 2. She was the nerdy chick that hung out with Rick Moranis's character. She got ollld. Still has that southern, high pitch voiced though. Its tight she's still around. She was cool as fuck in Ghost Busters. I think it was the second one? It was the one with the Goo in the sewers and that Vigo painting that came to life. It isnt the one with the marshmellow guy though, I know that for sure. That marshmellow dude was tiiiiiiight.

I want to watch Deuce Bigalow 2 right now. That movie is so funny.

Im excited for tonight, im either kickin it with Mark, with my dude Andy Weigman, or going downtown. Hopefully one of the 3 pan out and I have a good time kickin it.

I wish everyone could get paid doing something they love. There is no way those line cooks at Red Robin like their job. I would want to get paid just hanging out with my dog and playing with his face. He's the best dog ever.

I cant explain how relieved I am that I dont work at Red Robin anymore. Hyped on the free t shirt I got from them. SUCKAAAAAA'S. And recipe book! WHAAT! Im starting my own Red Robin beeeetch.

Know whats a trip right now? Melissa Joan Hart, the chick from Clarissa Explains It All and that one which show with that talking cat, I think Sabrina the Teenage Witch? Well she is this teacher that got raped by a student in this Law and Order SVU episode right now. I grew up watching that show, but I for sure hated that show. Its crazy that she is on this show right now. And she has got a really heavy right eyelid. Kinda gnarly. All good though, she is doin her thing.

BAH almost forgot the mention, I started writing my screenplay. Its called "Fuck You, Jeff." The name Jeff popped in my head one day and I started laughing because it is such a blunt, one syllable name. I love it and I think its awesome. And I havent ever heard someone say Fuck You, Jeff, and I would really like to. So I thought I would write a screenplay about it. Why not, right?

At this very moment, I feel like im in a really good place right now. Granted im flat broke and owe mark some money, but I dont even care. Mark, if your reading this, Im gonna pay you, just not as soon as you might like. Yikes, my bad. I got you though, homie. But yeah, im not at a job that blows anymore even though I was only there for a day. I just know that wasnt something I wanted to do for more than one day. Im at home just kickin it, and I got this really cute girls number!!!!!!!! Supposed to hang out this weekend maybe? We'll see. It'll be tight for sure. And I got these tight Levi's on. I want some more of them. Gotta get on that Job tip though! Whaaat!

I love talkin like that, and writing like that. If you dont like it, you might need to get used to it if you plan on continuing on indulging in my weekly(?) thoughts.

Man this watch is painful. Tight though.

I gotta start using bleach for my clothes.

I want a Mac, too.

I hear back in 2 weeks from the U. Hopefully its nothing but good things. I gotta take this test for my Critical Writing class. Im debating on wether or not to take it at home where I dont have my book, or back at school where I do have my book. I wrote down all my answers for the assingments in my notebook. So maybe I can just go off of those? Ill figure it out.

Ive been writing poems alot too. Ill post some up on here in a while.

Im out. PEEACE

DUH NUH! DUH NUH NUH!

Incase you couldnt figure out, my title is in referece to the first 5 music notes in "Thriller", which I am curretly listening.

Tomorrow is my first day at work tomorrow! I gotta know so much shit, its gonna be tough. I hope I do alright. Bah!

Ill keep you guys up to date though. I work all weekend. So I will for sure post before the weekend is over to vent!

Holler. Gotta finish some homework then cruise to Marks!

Once again, holler.

Funny/Weird things that made me think today

Rug Stick. Funny term
Mouthwash Beads. Another Funny term
Horse Vomit. Is it possible? Can they even open their mouths?

thats all for now

So Fly....

....Feels like im takin off....so hiiiiigh.

Songs kinda tight. One of my favorite on the radio right now. I really like that Rihanna and TI song. So sick.

I got a job today whaaaat!! Pretty excited about it. I should soon be a cook at Red Robin in Plymouth. It should be pretty sweet, i gotta go in tomorrow at 1030. I think im gonna be comin back like every weekend to work, that kind of sucks but is tight at the same time because cooking is tight and ill be making money. Plus the dude that interviewed me seems cool as shit *knock on wood*, there was this cute hostess, so all i need are some cool ass cooks and im set. We'll see. Ill keep ya'll updated as usual, although the only people who I think read this are Max, Vanessa, and maybe Peter. If your not one of those 3, prove me wrong! comment on some shit!

Heavy gettin on that eBay tip right now. Mark is my go to guy when it comes to that. Speaking of mark, im pretty sure he reads this too. Mark if your out there, what up. Anyway, dude has been bidding on some stuff for me which is tiiiiight. Dont have much funds comin in right now, but he knows im good for the money. He's been sellin some of my stuff on there too, so thats tight. Hopefully he has been giving me all my money back. Ill cut one of his balls of with hedge clippers if he hasnt though, and he knows this. Desperate times call for desperate measures. Too harsh? You be the judge.

I really hope i get into the U for spring. Ive got all this shit planned out and i feel like if it doesnt happen, I will have another break down like at the beginning of the year.

Travs mom might give me a ride to work tomorrow since im sans an automobile. that would be awesome, especially if it rains. Travs whole family is so clutch. Shit, i forgot to ask how benny did on friday. Probably like 4 TD's and like 600 yards passing. Sick.

Got my hair cut today by this vietnamese women im pretty sure. She was so fast too. Came out nice also, so i cant complain. I hate paying for a haircut though because they are right there and you have to give them their tip and I always feel like it isnt enough. Where as in a restaurant you can leave a tip and just bounce. Anyone agree?

Just got way more comfy, so clutch.

I talked to max this week and he was fuckin HAMMERED. I told him i would call him today but forgot to get a calling card. Max, if your reading this, my bad. I will try to get one ASAP and then call you. Im gonna need your number again though.

Had a super long talk with my broham about life over the week, it was tight. hopefully he starts one of these up. we kind of talked about it and he sounded down to do it.

fresh out of ideas for now

talk to you all during the week.